Fuck positivity! This fucking sucks! Everything hurts and life is happening without you!

In the worda of the great Cave Johnson:

When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! ‘I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?’ Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

So, what houses do you want to burn down with some lemons?

  • Binette@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    I wish cronic lower body pain to everyone who told me it wasn’t a big deal