You forgot the tiny sliver of my favourite. “This is going to be a good day, I’m dominating it …FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!”

Always lovely to wake up with some hope just for it all to be pulled away by the time you make it downstairs. /s

Don’t forget the times where you try a new medication that doesn’t work as well as the one you had been using and the “Fuck” becomes manifold due to you just existing in your default state

“Fuck, I’m gonna shoot the CEO of United Healthcare”

So true